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You might be a redneck??

You might be a redneck if…

well, kiss my grits! you obviously don’t know what a redneck is…

1. tail lights?! we don’t care about tail lights enough to spend precious time covering them with tape when we could be consuming alcohol and fixing stuff, but if we were to put tape on them, there would be no sissy red tape…it’s duct tape all the way.

2. it’s our nieghbors that don’t have a full gas tank because we’ve siphoned it.

3. we don’t go to car washes we drive really fast through a big puddle in the road (redneck carwash)

4. mamas kick the principal’s a s s then cuss them

5. we don’t do math unless it pertains to trucks. example: i put a 6″ lift and 37″ tires on my truck so now it’s 12″ taller than yours

6. hey…we take a bath once a week whether we need it or not!

7. a good deed for the month would consist of informing your buddy that the exhaust on his truck would sound much better if he put true duals on it. you’d hate for people to talk about his wussy truck behind his back.

8. when our wheelbarrow breaks, we know how to fix it. sometimes we just think it would look better as a mailbox. and our relatives are just there for the beer and gossip.

9. we don’t use mistletoe…we use poison ivy

10. our favorite t-shirts are offensive at wal-mart everywhere

11. as earlier stated…we take a bath once a week whether we need it or not and by then my husband would have already traded that transmission to a buddy for a case of beer to get out of having to put it in a vehicle.

12. the family tree is more like a weed it keeps growing and growing…every day you find out you are kin to more people than you thought. like that guy you thought was so hot…he’s your uncle’s cousin’s sister’s boy, but just by marriage.

13. hey at least a tattoo will last as long as you live…and if put in the right place it could be a good investment when you charge people to see it.

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